first, i will tell you how the idea came about.
i was starving, and i had come up with this idea to use various things that i know have to be used out of the fridge. my glorious idea became, "potato and pepper soup"...
...and this was the process i went through:
i roasted some peppers (poblano and aneheim), and took the skins off. i hollowed out the seeds from it, chopped them into itsey bitsey bits, and threw them in a giant cooking pot. i then added cubed potatoes in there as well, and a bit of onions. then, this is where things got nuts!!
i went to grab the milk as a mixing agent, and i didn't look at the date. i went for a drink test, was totally revolted by the taste, and realized that it is 2 days passed the date. this then left me to simply use butter as a substitution for the milk. then, a new problem! i was going for some flour (i had decided i would make a roux for the sauce base), but no! there was no flour to be found! oh, bummer! from this, i was able to figure out a few things to put together, and the aftermath is actually not too bad.
"curried potatoes to the exxxtreme!"
two potatoes, diced
1/3 of a white onion, diced
two peppers, roasted. then diced
2 tbs butter
1 gigantic shit ton of curry (in other words, like 2-3 teaspoons)
1/2 tbs garlic salt
put all this shit together. you know the drill.
from this, i came up with a brilliant tv show idea.
put a bunch of people together that do not cook on a regular basis (and i would prefer people that are drunk or whatever other state you want to imagine), and let them pick a meal that they want to make. before they get to cook that meal, you go into the kitchen and take a bunch of things necessary for them to be able to make that meal. let them back into the kitchen and see how they take care of business!!
personally, i think hilarity could ensue! mwahahah!!!
1 comment:
LMAO....I was thinking, that the contestants could be high, but they'd be too lazy to even cook anything, and open and eat shit raw if they could. I think that the drunk state would be the best state. Actually, I think that whatever altered state that people will be in, won't so much result in something getting cooked so much as there being a fire! I would watch the show either way. Just as long as there are no washed up celebrities, I'm up for that!
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