i would race you anytime, steal the daylight from your eyes

i decided i had to write a nice little rhetoric in response to the news i heard earlier today about bush and his belief that he will supposedly be making the palestianian/israeli conflict come to a close

i was going to write a rhetoric, but i think the article itself just might give you the various responses in your own minds. i'm pretty sure you can guess what i think about this.

i think i've hit the point where i have the most brilliant concept for a college tv station. i'd take all of the various nature toys that i have (for example: angry looking bear or walrus with one eye) on various adventures along the antarctic (the freezer/refrigerator). they come along various competitors, adding in that nice "american gladiators" theme that is totally all the rage. there'd be all sorts of hip characters like leftover celery, tofu with an attitude, the beers from st pauli's girl, and feta you doing. these characters will be competitve, strong minded thinkers. angry looking bear will eventually be lost in the great war of bear vs lasagna, 2036. walrus will eventually lose the other eye in the great ice storm of 2058.

just think about it. freaking brilliant.