A
• Are you available?: if you book within certain hours, then i am willing to give your diagnosis.
• What is your age?: one of which is not divisible by 5
• What annoys you?: plumbers with teeth in the shape of wisconsin
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy? dude, my ultimate posse in LA, bra
• When is your birthday?: whatever day you don't try to come over and burn down my house. in other words, march 10th

C
• What's your favorite candy? the type that explodes in your mouth as well as your pants
• Crush?: only spiders
• When was the last time you cried?: dude, i cry like everyday cause PEOPLE THAT ARE RAD CRY LIKE ALL THE TIME, MAN

D
• Do you daydream?: as i type, yes.
• What day of the week is it?: the time in which i would usually have to saw off my legs
• Do you have a date? yes, with destiny (as in a show. a real date, no)

E
• How do you like your eggs?: cracked
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: unfortunately once
• What color are your eyes?: cyan

F
• Do you use fly swatters?: only when i want to act like a player
• Have you ever used a foghorn? dude, constantly
• Is there a fan in your room?: one that is constantly screaming my name, yes.

G
• Do you chew gum?: only when i've eaten large quantities of baby seals
• Do you like gummy candies?: Oh HECK YEAH MAN
• Do you like gory movies?: of course i do. what kind of person do you think i'd be otherwise?

H
• How are you?: thinking about smallpox.
• What's your height?: five foot three
• What color is your hair?: this weird brown color that somehow must have been invented by some sort of higher power, meaning whatever box of hair color i bought. that's my hair color anyways. i do pointless things. like this. this is a great train of thought right here. almost wish it could go on.

I
• Whats your favorite ice cream?: the type in which can be savored for over 20 years.
• Have you ever ice skated?: unfortunately, no. i keep thinking about it...
• Ever been in an igloo?: you don't even want to know how many times i've though about attempting to make one. no though, unfortunately.

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Green! Pink! Poison!
• Do you wear jewelry?: i usually wear earrings that will eventually make my ears fall off.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: not in about a year. dude, i am competitive with my kite flying.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: YES

L
• Lions or tigers?: ALSO CUTE
• Do you like black licorice? JUST AS CUTE
• Do you lie a lot? i like to stretch stories out to have extra funny parts. i suppose that is lying. i'm pretty obvious though when i lie. usually my hair falls out in large clumps and i eventually have a stroke. last time i did that i woke up here. never have figured out what that last lie was.

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: neverending story, return from witch mountain, the gnome mobile, trains planes and automobiles, and the great outdoors.
• Favorite store at the mall?: the one in which i can purchase peru
• Whats your favorite number?: 3, 31, or 13
• Do you prefer night or day?: i really do love the night. it belongs to lovers.
• What's your one wish?: to wake up a professional breakdancer
• Are you an only child?: one older sister that is possibly the next ruler of the world
• Do you like the color orange?: YES!

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: there is supposed to be one thing?!?
• Piercings?: Ears
• You know anyone named Penelope? i believe that is my new middle name. so...yes!

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: only people that have kids that look like wookies.

R
• Do you watch reality TV?: that is a good question. i watch court tv shows. so i guess i do.
• Reason to cry?: the iphone

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: snow. like the band.
• Do you like snow?: that last comment was a joke, you jerk.
• Whats your favorite season?: fall. like the band. that was actually serious.
T
• What time is it?: after five. i should have left by now.
• What time did you wake up? 7:00
• Any Tattoos?: yeppers.

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: in my fantasies i ride one to the moon.
• Umbrella: in my fantasies i ride one to the moon.
V
• What's the worst vegetable?: celery for sure. so wrong.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: heck no. if i wanted to watch vegetables talk, i'd make it happen myself. loser.
• Ever considered being vegetarian?: i already was one for like...three years. then i got all pale and couldn't gain weight. now i can actually live without ACCIDENTLY DYING

W
• What's your worst habit?: biting my nails and continually purchasing hoverrounds.
• Do you like water rides?: ones in which i consume water, yes.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: actually, i think i did once. now i'm starting to wonder.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: more than your mom.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: heck yeah. more than your mom!

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: YES
• What year were you born in?: 1983
• Do you yell when you're angry?: nah, i just cry and eventually i pass out and end up here.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: only when i can profit off of it.
• What's your zodiac sign?: pisces
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: a week ago. boy, was that rad.