i got out to middleton today to see my parents. this is always a nice treat, except they are not here.
i already exfoliated my skin (i know, its shocking that i actually sat back and thought, "well, this is a perfect time for skin care protection from the hot summer sun"), and then began to contemplate the idea of napping. i then took some time out to stare at the back yard and decide if there was any work i could do to help them with their garden. after a short amount of time, for some odd reason, i decided that instead i wanted to waste time doing a survey from ace's blog. here you alls gooooo
1. Where is your cell phone? i'm sort of staring at it right now. is that illegal?
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? is not illegal? or are you, darrin?
3. Your hair? is still existant, and currently a mo-flop of various colors and smells.
4. Your mother? has more hair than me, and i think is also not illegal.
5. Your father? has awesomely curly hair, but is illegal.
6. Your favorite thing? guys named steve that have huge mullets and like to commit hate crimes
7. Your favorite food? ACID, MAAAAN!!!
8. Your favorite drink? delicious paint thinner mixed with aloe vera and some sweet crunk grooves for all ya' alls
9. Your dream car? oh, definitely a nova.
10. The room you're in? my parents dining room/computer room, currently listening to hot chip, really having to urinate. for some odd reason, i just have yet to care about the fact that i probably should go piss. that requires me not typing anymore though, and i just don't think i can stop yet...
11. Your ex? eating baby seals?
12. Your fears? burger king king, eels, heights, and mascots for sure.
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? a travelling song and dance act known as, "the kinley buckley magic power hour." i also want to end my last show with spotaneous combustion.
14. Who did you hang out with last night?
darrin, all the folks at the VAC, the band "sightings," various folk from 10th street, and the cutely evil cyclops cat.
15. What you're not good at? shooting cigarettes from my eyes in the shapes of diamonds.
16. Muffins? are for fags?
17. One of your wish list items? hungry hungry hippos. i'll keep putting it on my list until i get it, you fools.
(for some odd reason, i didn't get copied 18-22 ...so here are my own...)
18. If you were able to return to the past to any major event, which one would you choose? I'd totally go along with amelia airheart and we'd go around on tyrades throwing confetti all over you fools on the ground. suckas. you should have known we had the party plane.
19. Tapas? greatest little food to have ever existed.
20. Sheep or goats? both are the leaders of their own third world country.
21. Who should be the next Boise Mayor: Coat Man (aka "the man from the sun") or Val Kilmer? while i do believe that val has all the capability of being able to get the hole downtown fixed (seeing as he was batman at least once within his career), i am going to have to go with the notion that coat man does know this city the best, considering he has passed out in/on/whales every intersection in boise. the man also has massive street fighting skills, is from the sun, and supposedly understands telekinesis. this alone makes him the superior candidate.
22. Why do people listen to Jimmy Buffet? inbreeding was popular during the 60s based on the fact that psychedelics hit the "whoa, this is totally awesome" point. during various trips through time and space (and the fact of the existance of the band iron butterfly), people found themselves somehow embracing the "buffet" line of the music world. although we've introduced massive amounts of various antidepressants to the market, nothing will take away the pain of your ears bleeding while getting stuck in an elevator playing "margaritaville" on repeat. that is the worst nightmare i can imagine.
23. Your computer? now the newest toaster in the house.
25. Your mood? over the top happy
26. Missing? i think my parents, dude.
27. What are you thinking about right now? still that urination i was talking about earlier. still have yet to get to that one. oh, and rocket science.
28. Your car? still losing the paint, still containing a wide selection of coats, cds, and various odd toys from 1985.
29. Your work? is currently on fire, yes.
30. Your summer? is currently on fire, yes.
31. Your relationship status? swimmingly amazing
32. Your favorite color? blew. chunks. blew. motha.
33. When is the last time you laughed? about 10 seconds ago.
34. Last time you cried? it's been about three weeks, i think. i think it was when i got in this argument at work. or wait, no. it was about 4 days ago while bike riding up this huge hill, and all the endorphins and stuff kicked in and it was one wicked crying spell straight outta compton.
35. School: is currently on fire, yes.
Currently listening :
Coming on Strong
By Hot Chip
Release date: By 29 November, 2005
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