movie review:reno 911!

this was my opinion on the film.

just for the line "douche nozzle" does this film instantly gain rad points. then there is the whale.
years ago, for those that know about this, there was this whale that washed up on the beach during the '70's (i believe...can't remember exactly when). this area had never dealt with a problem like this, but they knew that they had to take some form of action. they organized a team to cover the whale in explosives and detonate our oceanic friend into kingdom come. of course no plan usually works the way that people expect it to, especially when it comes to taking down a huge ass whale. as you probably have assumed, the whale did not fully break apart, and what did flew into the air like confetti for all the beach mongrels to dance about in. reno 911 also has a whale. that didn't really happen quite the same way in the movie, but you could tell they were up on their game about that classic tale of a town gone "whaley" trying to "free willy" from all the "baywatched" beach jackasses and borderline tourist retards. the outfits are amazing. this such as "i support single moms" with a woman pole dancing on a black, highly white bolded lettering t-shirt captured my approval of awesome reno natives, as well as, "show me your hooters!" my all time favorite was dangle's shirt that sported a black background and pink sparklish lettering "morrissey"...which to anyone that reall titty shots, pussy shots, y knows me well knows my opinion on the smiths and morrissey. lots of awesome sex, drugs, whatever gets your rocks off i guess...point i should mention: during the fantastic whale scene, we are observing this attractive woman with her ginormous titties all up in the whale business. who would have expected grossness and hottness to ensue for one painfully long, totally awesome scene? yes my friends, you must see this movie alone for the complete insanity of it all. enjoy!!