oh, and this is too funny not to put up.

on the subject of barry bonds being caught with performance enhancing drugs

tom bodett- "can we be fair to this guy? you look at other arts and baseball is if nothing else is an art, i believe. do you hold the fact that the impressionists used absinthe as a performance enhancing drug against the work of sigmund freud because he packed his nose daily?
paula poundstone- "i'd sure would of liked to see him hit a ball"