despite the fact that i'm feeling kinda bad today, i decided that i would finally eat lunch. i had not eaten for some time, and realized that this supposed craze called "consuming food" is supposedly, "a good thing"...although traffic did not work in my favor. i wanted to go to my specific, really generic taco place that i frequent on a regular basis. they are somewhat overpriced, but i always know what to expect. they also are not a chain or anything, so i feel fine about going there even if the prices are jacked.
there was no way i could turn that way due to some bizarre weird accident involving some cattle truck that had some loose cows abandoning their owner. you'd think most people have not seen this more than 3 times in their life, and yet this seems to be so common to me. gah. there has got to be better ways of moving cows around. this is despite the point though.
the point is that i got stuck eating at my all time biggest feared restaurant. that's right folks. taco bell. i got this weird 7 layer fried sandwich like thing there that is supposedly their new vegetarian option (hahaha like anything there is truly vegetarian). after a few bites, i was mighty scared. for one, it tasted really strange. all i kept thinking was they had taken any sort of thing that could possibly never leave your body once you consume it and place it into some sort of nice packaging. oh. thanks. that's exactly what i needed!
even if, i still finished it. the gigantically huge soda was the only thing that made this possible. i didn't eat the rest of my meal, seeing that i became overly terrified by just the beginning part of my meal.
in conclusion, never eat at taco bell. especially when you have a hang over.
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